By Burt Prelutsky

Today, while making my way through a supermarket parking lot, I nearly got clipped when I didn’t hear a car backing out from its space.  I assume it was one of those silent hybrids.  Once I got done thanking God for providing me with my cat-like reflexes, it occurred to me to wonder why every vehicle doesn’t . . .

By Leslie Sacks

What if President Bush had to grant the free world his final Christmas gift, 10 cruise missiles for the world's 10 worst dictators, terrorists and murderers?
 
I would imagine Iran's Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, North Korea's Kim Jong-il, Hamas leader Khaled . . .